And Not a Single Fuck Was Given
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
jesus fucking christ
That’s what really scares me.
Falling in love is easy. Having sex is easier. But bumping into someone that can spark your soul - that shit is rare.
You could fuck four, five, all the people in a god damned room and you’d only feel a connection with one. Or none at all.
And what sucks is despite the undeniable real magnetic pull between the two of you, more often than not, you don’t end up together.
I’m afraid I won’t meet anyone else I can connect with.
I’m scared it’ll be just you.Sade Andria Zabala (surfandwrite) | Connection (via fabulousbitch69)
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*
Shahrazad al-Khalij (via nizariat)
u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up